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Kirk/McCoy - Professor/Student

“Isn’t there anything I can do to make up the assignment, Professor?”

“I’m afraid not. You chose to turn in that ridiculous essay, and that’s what I’m grading. Perhaps if you had focused on your schoolwork instead of immature dares by your classmates, you wouldn’t be in danger of failing.”

“It was a stupid assignment, Professor. This is college not grade school. Maybe if I had a professor who bothered to challenge his students instead of treating us like a bunch of children, I’d make more of an effort.”

“That’s enough, young man. I don’t know what you got away with back home, but I won’t tolerate that treatment by any of my students.”

“Sorry, Professor. It’s just frustrating that you keep dumbing down everything because of a few students. And, yeah, this essay was a joke, but I was trying to prove a point. I know that you’re too smart to keep giving out such remedial work.”

“Flattery isn’t going to get you anywhere. This class has sixty-five students in it. It’s not just you, and maintaining an attitude like yours isn’t going to get you anywhere in the real world. Now, if you’re finished, I’ll consider this discussion finished.”

“I’m not finished. I don’t want to fail this assignment. Fine, I have a lot to learn. You’re not the first person to tell me that I’m a selfish prick, but you can’t fail me because of it.”

“I’m failing you because you turned in porn instead of your required essay assignment.”

“It’s creative writing. Wrote it about you, Professor. Do you honestly think that I haven’t seen the way you look at me? The way you watch me during class? I’ve seen you staring at me out on the quad when I’m playing football, all sweaty and shirtless. Maybe you should read it and then tell me that there’s nothing at all that I can do to improve my grade.”

“I’m not going to raise your grade in exchange for sexual favors.”

“I didn’t hear you denying that you want them, though. Is this how you’ve thought of me? On my knees before you, lips wet and parted, just waiting to suck your dick?”

“Get off the floor. I told you that I’m not going to make a trade.”

“Don’t think of it as an exchange, Professor Kirk. Think of it as extra credit.”