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Spike sat on the couch, Willow in his lap. All he wanted to do was take her upstairs and fuck her until she couldn't walk. He hadn't been in her in two weeks. (TWO WEEKS....) But no, he was stuck with the whole damn slayerette gang, his bloody sire, and two damn vampires all piled in his living room asking dumb questions.

A loud whistle sounded in the room. Everyone stopped and looked at Nic. He was smiling.

"OK...one at a time please. Angel, tell them what we found out."

"Yes Sir...Nic Sir." Angelus faked saluted.

"Kids..." Nic grumbled good naturedly before sitting by Dru.

"We persuaded Willy to tell us if anyone new was in town. He told us about some guy who had recently started buying from him. With a bit more persuasion, he gave us an address. Nic and I convinced some of the locals to assist us and we headed over there."

"This strange little man answered the door. Angelus could feel Spike so we knew it was the right place. We got ourselves invited in and disposed of him." Nic continued the story.

"We got Spike and came back here." Angelus finished.

"Spike....what about you?" Willow asked snuggling closer in his grip.

"Well, Alfalfa was planning on draining my blood. He never said what for. He heard about me from Mathias in Brazil. Seems our wedding made the news Luv. He felt he had to have me. I know that I had to willingly give him the blood for the spell to work."

"That's why he got you the games and tv?"

"Yeah...Alfalfa had to keep me happy. He SOOO detested violence. He threatened Willow if I tried anything. That's it. End of story. He was just a weird creepy little man."

The others looked at each other. This had been too weird, even for the Hellmouth.

"We'd better get going. I need to patrol."

"No need slayer. Angelus and I talked the locals into taking the night off. You are free to go home and relax." Nic said smiling.

Buffy and Giles looked at each other. Buffy shrugged and said, "Okey dokey. But if I hear about any deaths happening tonight, I'll come after you."

"Take the night off. You look like you need it." Nic replied. Dru and Cordelia both snickered, looking at each other in surprise over their shared amusement.

"Well, chaps, not to be rude, but I plan on taking Willow upstairs now and shagging her until sometime next week. Nice to know you all care and all that mushy stuff. Don't bother us, ok ducks?" He pulled Willow up the stairs after him.

"See y'all later...." She called down the stairs. "Angel....are you coming?"

They heard the door slam and then a playful scream.

"Looks like things are back to normal all ready." Angel remarked, before heading up the stairs after his lovers.

Nic looked at the others. "Are they always like this?"

The slayerettes looked at each other and grinned. "Yep...."

Nic slowly shook his head, smiling. "Should be an interesting visit then."

Dru looked at him, and pulled him down for a kiss. The others took that as their cue to leave.

"Goodbye....see you later...." They called as they left.

Dru looked after them and smiled. She hadn't once felt the urge to kill any of them, except that dirty old slayer. Things in Sunnydale looked like they might be fun. She turned back to Nic and pulled him to her. (Very Fun...)